Will Ferrell's Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen Benefiting Cancer for College

At first shake of the bottle, I could tell immediately that this was no ordinary sunscreen.Me thinks the virile essence of the celebrity, Will Ferrell, magically seeped through the plastic skin to enhance the contents within.The packaging offers a nice firm squirt of liquid without very little remnant left around the bottle cap so I have to say the dispensing of this liquid is a delight in itself.

The texture is much lighter than anticipated.After studying the glowing frame of Will Ferrell on the near-pornographic label, I expected the liquid to also carry with it a similar heft, similar to an anvil. Instead, I was taken aback when I could not only hold the weight of a quarter-sized portion of sunscreen in one hand, but still had the stamina to shift the "suntan lotion" around my palm with my thumb.The texture smooth and creamy as if it were dug up from an underground layer of marshmellow patches and white rabbit carcasses.(I say 'white' rabbit because we all know the coarse nature of a brown or, dear God, 'mixed' or 'spotted' colored bunny's pelt.)

Much like a fine cognac, this lotion has a beautiful bouquet of aged oak, cinnamon, palm trees, ocean spray raspberry fruit juice, and beach sweat.I can only hope they extracted the strong, pungent smell of beach volleyball sweat from the fine actor representing this bottle.To think they would have used the sweat of a lesser man, Dermot Mulroney or Dylan McDermott for instance, would leave me in tears.

In use, this product does what it claims to do... protects you from the harmful UV rays of the sun and prevents you from achieving any semblance of a tan.Rumors that it attracts mythological creatures such as Griffons and the like are probably untrue.I didn't see more than one minotaur since I've been wearing this sunscreen and I apply it generously to my bodice every day, even if I am staying indoors. And come to think of it, the one minotaur I did see could have been the Schwan's foodservice delivery guy.

I highly recommend this sunscreen to anyone looking to be safe, pale, and sought-after.

Will Ferrell introduced this product on the June 9 Jimmy Fallon Show. It's real live suntan lotion. If you can stand the sort of Coppertone baby look of Will, this is a great bottle of suntan lotion.

The proceeds all go to Cancer For College, a charity that supports survivors of cancer that wish to attend college. It's well worth visiting cancerforcollege dot org.

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My teenage son was laughing out loud when he opened this gift.it arrived on time and the proceeds go to a great cause.

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Bought for my son for a cruise thought he might actually use it if Will Ferrel recommends it!The packaging is hilarious (streaking strength!), but the actual lotion is nice covers well, not too light but not greasy.Used it up and asked for more.

Great product, plus one dollar goes to Cancer for College

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Didn't exactly buy this product for it's use. My boyfriend is huge Will Ferrell fan, so I thought it would be great as a stocking stuffer, and it was!